What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Bible.. Hm.?

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

I don't like

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

I like God is love and lives within you.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

I don't like religions.

Deuteronomy 17

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

You shall not bear false witness.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

This isn't going to, hurt.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Innocent before proven guilty

Lose lips shimk ships.

Maybe leave out

But this is not

Your going to be alright just relax

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?